Adaptive Seeds Floor Sweepings Ultimate Seed Mix
Limited Time Offer! This mix is for the seed enthusiast who can’t stand the idea of a single seed going to waste. Each packet contains approximately one gram of floor sweepings from our seed room floor. May include one or more seeds for any of our over 600 varieties! Packet includes seeds, pine needles, dog and/or cat hair, and general floor dirt. May include dead flies and small rocks. Dust bunnies have been removed. All seeds included have passed germination testing for 2024, but the mix itself is a “botanical sample” and has not been tested.
Toss some on that bare patch of soil and see what comes up! Who knows, you could get a complete garden from a single packet!
Available April 1, 2024, only, while supplies last.
Product includes coupon code for $4.01 off a future order at adaptiveseeds.com. Limit one coupon per user.
Darlene –
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Monika L McQuarrie –
The description is very thorough.
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Susan –
Great spoof. Thank for the early-morning laugh
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Andrew –
…though I suspect there’ll be _mixed_ results….will you be selling the dust bunnies separately? Is there a waiting list?….
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Sharon –
I was going to order it!???
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Ben (verified owner) –
Take my moneys!
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Plant Nerd to the Max –
The level of my plant nerd-dom is revealed to me by a sincere desire to order this limited time product. I even imagined sorting through the assortment I would receive and identifying what rando treasures I might receive, ha!
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catlacemaker –
Excellent !!!
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Beth Benjamin –
Ha!
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Bonnie (verified owner) –
I don’t know why everyone is saying it’s an April Fool’s prank. I just ordered it, and it went through. If you are right, I guess the joke’s on me, but I don’t think so. I’m looking forward to planting the seeds and trying to figure out what they are! Plus, since you get a $4.01 coupon code off the next order, it doesn’t really cost anything (I just bundled it into an order I already had in my cart). I think it’s really creative! I love this marketing idea!
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Sarah Kleeger –
Thanks, Bonnie! It is real! But it’s also an April Fool’s because we take ourselves a little too seriously to have this be available all the time. Thanks for being one of the approximately 30 people who played along! I hope you enjoy the Ultimate Seed Mix! 🙂
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Bruce –
Genetically diverse seed genetics with genetically diverse microorganisms. Can’t beat that.
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Jodi (verified owner) –
I’m very happy with my April Fool’s Floor Sweepings mix. So far I have flowers, corn, a tomato, greens, one giant bean plant and who knows what else growing. I started many of the seeds indoors and saved some of the tiny ones to start outside when it’s a bit warmer. Back to use my $4.01 coupon today. Surprises are fun and I’m glad I joined the fun for this one! PS I did not receive any dead flies :).
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